This morning James left a dinosaur on the carpet and Rachel stepped on it. She told him off saying, “Make Jurassic Park smaller”.

Hannah made me a coffee and didn’t wait for the kettle to finish boiling before pouring the water in. As a result – cold coffee. Then she puts it in the microwave. To see if it was hot enough, she dunked her finger in it, then walked out to the dining table and asked me to feel her finger and see if it was hot enough.

And people wonder why I get stressed……..